Brian Stelter has gone full Melania-Truther … and you know, you NEVER want to go full Melania-Truther.

This is CNN.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

Imagine having nothing else substantial to cover so you focus on a supposed ‘missing’ Melania Trump.

*sigh*

All the Left had to do was NOT BE CRAZY, but they just can’t help themselves.

Besides, Melania has been spotted since May 10.

Narrator: Brian has not deleted his tweet. And we all know he won’t.

Jerry Dunleavy continued his onslaught:

But then there’s no story.

Well, this is just pathetic. Does anyone remember being this aware of when Laura Bush was seen in public? Or even Dragon Lady … err … Hillary Clinton?

Man up.

Like THAT will happen anytime soon.

Imagine writing about the pineapple pizza guy dunking on the news guy … well, this is just getting depressing now.

Heh.

Oops.

Twitchy REPRESENT!

K.

HAAAAA. Exactly.

Guy Benson is such a class act.

And yes, to both.

Man, that’s an impressive track record, Brian.

Sad!

Oh, and there’s that too.

Wait, so his story was asking about what it would take to make a story?

Did we read that right?

Guess we did.

As you know … someone is getting defensive.

This was BRUTAL, Brian.

Thanks for the laughs.

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