Earlier this week, Planned Parenthood of Keystone sent out a tweet about how we need a Disney princess who has had an abortion, who supports abortion, who is trans â€¦ etc. etc. Basically, they wanted an adult Disney princess who made really bad decisions in her life and could, therefore, be exploited to push their abortion mantra.
And this went so badly that they quickly deleted the tweet, but not before Twitchy and other, slower outlets covered it.
In the days that followed, many Conservatives (and Libertarians) came up with some of their own ideas for Disney princesses we actually do need, and most of their ideas kicked so much ass â€¦ so we know it will never happen with Disney but for now, we can enjoy their brilliance on Twitter.
We need a #DisneyPrincess who gets her PhD in libertarian blockchain governance and then gets elected to Congress, only to destroy the Fed from the inside.
â€” Geoffrey Miller (@primalpoly) March 29, 2018
â€” Geoffrey Miller (@primalpoly) March 28, 2018
Bring down the man from the INSIDE!
We need a Disney princess who thinks third-wave feminism is garbage and reads Leo Strauss in her spare time.
â€” Erielle Davidson (@politicalelle) March 29, 2018
Throw in a little Ayn Rand and booyah.
Well I vote for a #DisneyPrincess with a Gun then.
GI-Joe gets oneâ€¦thought the left wants women's equality.?
â€” Jenny Rodriguez (@momJenRodriguez) March 28, 2018
â€” ryuge (@0ryuge) March 27, 2018
Wheee! Whistle While you Defund Planned Parenthood seems a little clunky though â€¦
â€” Jewhadiâ„¢ (@JewhadiTM) March 29, 2018
We need a #DisneyPrincess that doesn't have absentee parent and is actually raised by her parents!
â€” The Rational Redhead ? ? (@IntelliJennce) March 29, 2018
Even Donald Trump Jr. had a suggestion:
We need Disney Princesses that let kids enjoy childhood rather than subjecting them to never ending identity politics. #DisneyPrincess
â€” Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) March 28, 2018
That would sell.