Seems Scot Peterson, the deputy who allegedly hid under the stairs even though he had a bulletproof vest on while a crazed gunman mowed innocent kids down around him has hired an attorney to ‘stick up’ for him.

Seriously.

Poor baby.

Unfounded criticisms of his actions.

Dude. Hid. Under. The. Stairs. While. Kids. Died.

He’s GOTTA be sh*tting us with this nonsense.

Not surprised he had to hire an attorney to find someone who WOULD stand up for him.

Trying to save face when the entire country thinks you’re a ginormous coward is tough.

Actually he allegedly ‘hid’ there and let kids and teachers die.

FIFY.

Oops.

RIGHT?!

But people are MEAN!

No wonder this yahoo worked for Sheriff Israel.

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