Dear Twitter Gods,
Thank you for Chelsea Handler.
Amen.
It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change. -Charles Darwin. The world is getting browner and gayer, so everyone needs to hop on board, or go live in a hole.
— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) February 12, 2018
Wait, if everyone ‘hops on board’ and she’s saying the world is getting gayer … not to be negative nellies but how does she expect the population to continue to grow? Perhaps a smarter tweet (we know, we know) would have been to point out that people’s ideas and who they are as individuals are more important than what’s on the outside including gender, color, sexuality …
But of course, if she said something like that she’d be a Conservative.
Never mind.
Well, you’re definitely not the most intelligent.
— Mike Mason (@MikeMason830) February 12, 2018
She’d better hope intelligence isn’t related to her existence, just sayin’.
https://twitter.com/PLB2018/status/963081620394622983
It’s called SCIENCE, Chelsea.
Yeah, yeah, we know, Resistance types don’t dig on actual science or reality but still.
https://twitter.com/gastlichu/status/963104339949600768
Awww yes. Over the weekend, Chelsea took it upon herself to ‘shame’ porn stars in her effort to claim the higher moral ground above Donald Trump. It didn’t go over very well, as you can likely imagine.
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https://twitter.com/Kredhen1979_38/status/963118162714775553
Chelsea never disappoints in the realm of stupid.
#that is not what adaptation means and certainly that is not true of politics and societal restructuring which are covered by deep history and the EPR Paradox.
— Henrik Pedersen (@anguy1) February 12, 2018
What he said because it sounds all sciency and stuff.
Heh.
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