Considering this ’employee’ in Hawaii allegedly had to hit a button twice to send the alert, we’re not entirely surprised that it wasn’t an accident.

Sounds legit, Hawaii.

But wait, that’s the whole story? Umm … why did this employee think an attack was imminent? Does this employee not need a directive from a higher up before pushing a button TWICE to send such an alert?

Or maybe he or she was eating Tide Pods and passed out on the button, twice, and they’re just too embarrassed to admit it.

Because everything is about Trump.

We’re not sure honestly.

Keep going …

Yeah, bro.

This does NOT make perfect sense, EL OH EL.

But then again, in 2018 what does?

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