Yesterday, as soon-not-to-be-a Senator Al Franken stood in front of the world and gave a fairly pathetic and absolutely self-serving resignation speech many people took notice of a few things he said … or didn’t say. He didn’t give a timeframe for when he would actually step down, he made a dig (or five) at Trump, and he slammed the women who accused him.
All things considered, it was a fairly lame-ass resignation which was quickly followed by Democrats pretending they have the moral authority when it comes to perverts even though they’ve been protecting some ICONS for decades.
Iowahawk mocked Franken PERFECTLY:
I am angered by these bogus claims of so-called "liquor store truck crashes." The record shows no one has done more for liquor stores than me. So today, I am announcing I will give up my drivers license at some time in the future to be determined.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) December 8, 2017
Franken thinks no one has done more for women than he has; sounds a little like Weinstein who started ranting about how he’d take on the NRA when it came out that he was sexually assaulting houseplants all across the country.
You reserve the right to not give up said license if a particular store gets some stock of Balcones single malt.
— John Commodore Barry (@ShrinkGov) December 8, 2017
At some point, he’ll pay the consequences for his actions.
Keep an eye on Franken if Moore gets elected, watch how quickly he decides he shouldn’t resign after all.
— Bad Wolf (@ericbjediknight) December 8, 2017
What a hero, right?
The records are blurred and do not show it the way I remember the liquor store pass out
— RG (@rg_real) December 8, 2017
This is not how he remembers running into liquor stores with his truck and he’s sorry those liquor stores remember it differently.
Please tell me that this is not just a running gag, and that you actually ran into a liquor store at some point. You could personally salvage the God awful year that has been 2017 for me.
— Matt Bennett (@mattben10) December 8, 2017
Dude, you never know. Iowahawk is CRAZY that way.
'I regret that certain plate glass windows are apparently disturbed by what were just innocent parking mistakes, to be expected in strip malls and I don't recall combat parking and shattering them, but of course I grieve for their brokenness.'
— Radical Radials (@EchelonRight) December 8, 2017