You know those tweets you come across on Twitter which are obvious begs for attention? The sort of tweets where you think to yourself, “This guy needs Jesus.” Well, a tweet from 2011 somehow managed to do just that, and it only took it six years to get attention.

Although we’re not sure if this is the attention he was looking for.

Or maybe it is.

We laughed.

It’s a rule you know.

So high in cholesterol.

Green really ticks us off too.


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