The Wall Street Journal reported on Republican Representative Steve Scalise ‘learning how to walk again’ after being shot at a congressional baseball practice.

They just keep leaving out one teeny TINY detail:

That.

Totally weird, right?

Sorta like how motives are often unclear in terror attacks.

True dat.

That time of year. *wash your hands*

Hey, maybe we should just make it illegal to try and kill other people?

Don’cha hate it when that happens?


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