Wow Michael, this is super revealing … and sorta pathetic.
I've never had sex for as long as Trump and Macron shook hands.
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) July 15, 2017
Yeah yeah yeah, we know we wrote about Michael yesterday but OMG, this one was too good NOT to write about.
Probably the most unsurprising thing you have ever said.
— Lee (@lmsjrpol) July 16, 2017
Dude, you never want to become the butt of your own jokes, it’s just sad.
I wouldn't admit that in public if I were you.
— diogenes (@diogenes323bc) July 15, 2017
Everything lasts longer than you guy. Everything.
— Mrs_Pinky85 (@mrs_pinky85) July 15, 2017
Thanks. We really didn't need to know that
— Mitch Behna (@MitchBehna) July 15, 2017
It would explain a good deal of his angst.
As long as you didn't do it WHILE they shook hands, that would be creepy
— Master Chief PO117 (@HaloChiefPO117) July 16, 2017
— Juli Caldwell (@ImJuliCaldwell) July 15, 2017
Especially unfortunate for his partner(s).
— Blue State Snooze (@BlueSnoozeBlue) July 15, 2017
You're doing it wrong.
— JOETUS (@Jpmaxx21) July 16, 2017
In more ways than one.
Way more revealing than anyone need ever know … https://t.co/Z3n9GI4fHK
— The?Foo (@PolitiBunny) July 15, 2017
It all finally makes sense.