Anyone else hope Shannon Watts saw this tweet?

Although odds are she has James Woods blocked already …

Yes and yes.

There James is, keeping it REAL.

We heard a rumor that bunnies were sorta dangerous as well. Just sayin’.

Hrm. Well, if the cat decides the intruder is annoying enough it MIGHT lift a paw … then again it might not.

When turtles ATTACK! Nature is scary.

Well James did say TWO things.


Atta girl.

‘Nuff said.


What’s black, white and DERP all over? Michael Ian Black’s tweets on the Constitution … YIKES