Anyone else hope Shannon Watts saw this tweet?

Although odds are she has James Woods blocked already …

Yes and yes.

There James is, keeping it REAL.

We heard a rumor that bunnies were sorta dangerous as well. Just sayin’.

Hrm. Well, if the cat decides the intruder is annoying enough it MIGHT lift a paw … then again it might not.

When turtles ATTACK! Nature is scary.

Well James did say TWO things.


Atta girl.

‘Nuff said.


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