Anyone else hope Shannon Watts saw this tweet?
Although odds are she has James Woods blocked already …
If you are going to own two things to make your life safer, get a gun and a dog.
— James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) July 13, 2017
Yes and yes.
There James is, keeping it REAL.
If marauding thieves show up at my place, they bend over laughing AT THE FRONT DOOR. Then I hit them in head with a frying pan! LOL! pic.twitter.com/D09Iw6gzOv
— Judy CONSERVATIVE (@jstines3) July 13, 2017
We heard a rumor that bunnies were sorta dangerous as well. Just sayin’.
Well I have a cat..
— Mark $weetne$$ Ayers (@OBCOP) July 13, 2017
Hrm. Well, if the cat decides the intruder is annoying enough it MIGHT lift a paw … then again it might not.
The common box turtle below managed to hold my 50 pound labrador retriever at bay this morning. pic.twitter.com/2nUYaf3y1t
— Tracer Fire (@michaelmkent) July 14, 2017
When turtles ATTACK! Nature is scary.
obviously you haven't seen my dogs….they may stretch when someone is at the door pic.twitter.com/6ubZHwf28z
— Rich W (@RWhisler) July 13, 2017
Well James did say TWO things.
Check! and Check! ?? pic.twitter.com/rTT8NRagxx
— Grace Vasquez (@itsYourGrace) July 14, 2017
*knuckles*
I have really yappy dogs. Yappy enough to distract the intruder while I get my gun…??
— ?? Lisa ?? (@elkay101) July 13, 2017
Atta girl.
— DizzyBritches (@BelmarCPA) July 13, 2017
‘Nuff said.
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