Look out Wendy’s Twitter account, Denny’s may well be the new troll master in town.

Not sure why the well-known American family restaurant decided to pick a fight with IHOP, BUT we’re super glad they did. It’s one of the few reasons Twitter isn’t just an angry Dagobah filled with bizarre water creatures waiting to eat us all.

Hrm, maybe the editor of this piece should’ve had LESS coffee before writing this one …

Anyway, the pancake wars started here:

Or spinach pancakes – remember when Chelsea Clinton was posting pictures of those? Gah.

IHOP fired back (yay!):

The pancake OG; that would be an amazing name for a Ska band.



Denny’s for president!

And now we all want pancakes, was this just another clever marketing ploy? Well done, capitalism.


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