Maybe Chelsea Manning should stick to things he … err … she knows. Like treason.

Oh and hey, look at us being all sensitive and stuff by calling him a her in the headline. So progressive.

Heh.

And speaking of progressive … WHOA DAWGIE.

Umm, what? Government is forcing people to work … who knew?

Not at all.

What was the first clue? The whole pretending to be a chick to get out of jail thing?

Hey, perfect! Chelsea would be a perfect fit – move over Jim Acosta.

It’s just damn confusing at this point. Up is down, left is right, unicorns are leprechauns.

MASS HYSTERIA.

Choo choo!


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