As Twitchy readers know, David Brooks really stepped in it today when he wrote about a friend (not an enemy) who wasn’t educated enough to understand various types of high-end sandwiches.

Because that’s what smug progressives do, write mean-spirited stories about people who they think are dumber than they are.

Luckily Twitter has kept it’s sense of humor (so far) and created a special hashtag, just to honor David Brooks’s dumbassery, #MakeASandwichScary.

Here are some of the best (scariest?):

Maybe David Brooks will make us all a sammich?