Jesus called, Patricia. He would appreciate if you would stop exploiting him. Kthxbai.

In fact, that goes for all of you Democrats who are suddenly pretending you care about what Jesus would or wouldn’t do – get it together, will ya’?


Umm … what?

That’s not how any of this works, Patricia.

RIGHT? Seriously, Jesus WAS the son of God and had the ability to heal people. If Jesus were around health care wouldn’t even be an issue, but go ahead Patricia, you be you.

Yeah, Patricia, you MIGHT not want to go there, just sayin’.

BUUUUUT she went there, again.

Shhh … they still think he was a Socialist.


Write a check, Patricia.

And curtain.


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