Remember how ‘The Old Man’ from A Christmas Story talked; his lines implied makeshift swearing and other unintelligible words? This is how Chelsea Handler’s tweets sound in our heads – a lot of garbledy gook and babbling.
Unfortunately she’s not half as funny as the old man.
Like this nonsense about Republican senators and health care:
These rep senators putting together a healthcare bill to revoke the rights of women would set us back 50 years. Call your reps. Men help too
— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) June 13, 2017
OMG THEY’RE OUT TO KILL WOMEN OR PUT THEM BACK IN CHAINS OR MAKE THEM EAT THEIR VEGGIES! EVEN YOU MEN SHOULD HELP!
No. Women’s rights are in no way tied to health care. We know, she’s pushing the notion that abortion is a right but nope, she’s wrong.
Funny because women have the same legal rights as every other American citizen.So you don't want equality you want supremacy? #liberallodgic
— The Presto (@PrestoForever) June 13, 2017
Progressives don’t understand equality, if they did they wouldn’t bitch about it 24/7. There is no more equal country in this WORLD; they should just be honest and admit it’s about supremacy for their ideas, not equality.
Exactly what rights are being revoked and how in the name of sanity will women be set back 50 years? Somebody didn't think this through.
— Harry Flashman (@LDresselhaus) June 13, 2017
What right are they revoking?
— Seen Enough (@EnoughSeen) June 13, 2017
Explain how? This is the exact vitriolic rhetoric that makes people believe lies without facts. You owe your fans and women better
— Hunter Harris ?? (@hunterharris106) June 13, 2017
Even one of her fans is getting sick of her shiznit.
Sorry Hollywood, you can only play this fearmongering game on Twitter so long before people get sick of you and start asking for real solutions.
You're fake news, and fake comedy. This joke isn't even close to funny
— Hey Bartender! (@Seabee201) June 13, 2017
At this point we don’t think she’d know a joke if one fell out of the sky, landed on her face, and started to wiggle.
Wtf are you talking about,, tax payer funded baby killings will set us back 50 years, i dont mind at all
— General Patton (@RicardoB1108) June 13, 2017
Right? If not funding abortions via FUNGIBLE tax monies takes us back 50 years then so be it!
Why aren’t more women irritated with the idea that abortion defines us as a sex and defines our rights? Blah!
Yes. Right. Repubs want to kill all the women. Intelligent comment.
— Southern Man (@brazin_1) June 13, 2017
Don’t forget they also want to starve old people and kick puppies … duh.