Remember how ‘The Old Man’ from A Christmas Story talked; his lines implied makeshift swearing and other unintelligible words? This is how Chelsea Handler’s tweets sound in our heads – a lot of garbledy gook and babbling.

Unfortunately she’s not half as funny as the old man.

Like this nonsense about Republican senators and health care:

OMG THEY’RE OUT TO KILL WOMEN OR PUT THEM BACK IN CHAINS OR MAKE THEM EAT THEIR VEGGIES! EVEN YOU MEN SHOULD HELP!

Wait, huh?

No. Women’s rights are in no way tied to health care. We know, she’s pushing the notion that abortion is a right but nope, she’s wrong.

As usual.

Progressives don’t understand equality, if they did they wouldn’t bitch about it 24/7. There is no more equal country in this WORLD; they should just be honest and admit it’s about supremacy for their ideas, not equality.

Zip.

None.

Even one of her fans is getting sick of her shiznit.

Sorry Hollywood, you can only play this fearmongering game on Twitter so long before people get sick of you and start asking for real solutions.

At this point we don’t think she’d know a joke if one fell out of the sky, landed on her face, and started to wiggle.

Right? If not funding abortions via FUNGIBLE tax monies takes us back 50 years then so be it!

Why aren’t more women irritated with the idea that abortion defines us as a sex and defines our rights? Blah!

Don’t forget they also want to starve old people and kick puppies … duh.


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