Earlier today, social media was all aflutter with jokes and snark about the way Trump’s Cabinet behaved when addressing him, especially Reince Priebus who mentioned God and made it sound like some sorta weird church gathering.
And sure, the whole thing was kinda silly, but let’s not pretend Obama didn’t have his own “congregation”:
The media are just mad at how Reince kissed Trump's ass because they miss doing the same for Obama.
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) June 12, 2017
THAT’S what’s wrong with them, they miss kissing their king’s … ring.
Or ass, as Shapiro put it.
They can kiss their own asses, since their heads are already up there. Shouldn't be hard.
— ProudBoysNewEngland (@ProudBoysNE) June 12, 2017
Hrm, we’re not sure that’s physiologically possible but it’s worth noting to them because we’re givers.
Fact check: TRUE ✅
— Stephen Thompson (@AFC_Stephen) June 12, 2017
And we all know facts don’t care about your feelings.
— Ben Shapiro 2024 (@Shapiro_2024) June 12, 2017
That's why there's a shortage of chapstick in New York and Washington
— Jeff Pollard (@jffpollard) June 12, 2017
If only we’d taken out stock in Chapstick years ago. *sigh*
— Pete Dux (@Peter_Q_Dux) June 12, 2017
All’s fair in love and kissing ass, right?