Oh Slate, you silly publication you.

You gotta wonder how many paint chips the person who wrote this headline ingested.

Really guys?

She’s all smiles because she KNOWS education should be left to the states and not some giant, bureaucratic monster in Washington DC. And people who understand how government SHOULD work are all smiles too.

Power to the states!

But it is Slate and the mainstream media we’re talking about here.


And they wonder why they’re not getting a ton of sympathy over getting body slammed?

We didn’t say it.

There ya’ go!

Teachers unions are holding our children’s education HOSTAGE; it’s time to put that power back in the hands of the parents and the students. Time for kids to win.

But then who would we make fun of?

That’s what they do best.

Why can’t it be both?