According to Slate, Kanye West will be retiring to a mountaintop in Wisconsin to do some soul searching … because you know, there are SO MANY mountains in Wisconsin.

In fact, Wisconsin is clearly known for its GLORIOUS and BOUNTIFUL mountain ranges.

Wait a second … there are no mountains in Wisconsin!

Do over!

OH THAT’S RIGHT, Wyoming is the W state with mountains.

Now it ALL makes sense! Hillary wasted time campaigning in UBER red Wyoming where she had zero chance of convincing voters instead of Wisconsin. And serio, both states start with a W so ANYone could make that mistake.

Even Slate.

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