According to Slate, Kanye West will be retiring to a mountaintop in Wisconsin to do some soul searching … because you know, there are SO MANY mountains in Wisconsin.
Kanye West has reportedly retired to a Wisconsin mountaintop to make his new album: https://t.co/rkK1VhWyXi pic.twitter.com/pCtf1xTohf
— Slate (@Slate) May 9, 2017
In fact, Wisconsin is clearly known for its GLORIOUS and BOUNTIFUL mountain ranges.
We have mountains in Wisconsin now?
*Looks out window*
Nope, no mountains here. https://t.co/veKE16LxcK— Amy Curtis (@RantyAmyCurtis) May 9, 2017
Um, there are no mountains in Wisconsin.
— Harriet (@HarrietBrown) May 9, 2017
no mountains in Wisconsin BTW
— John Lucas (@jplucas55) May 9, 2017
https://twitter.com/PhilPrange/status/861978828306075649
Wait a second … there are no mountains in Wisconsin!
Do over!
Corrected tweet: Kanye West has reportedly retired to a Wyoming* mountaintop to make his new album: https://t.co/rkK1VhWyXi
— Slate (@Slate) May 9, 2017
OH THAT’S RIGHT, Wyoming is the W state with mountains.
Whoa! @HillaryClinton campaigned in Wyoming instead of Wisconsin! That explains everything!
— Denny Loggins (@DennyLoggins) May 9, 2017
Now it ALL makes sense! Hillary wasted time campaigning in UBER red Wyoming where she had zero chance of convincing voters instead of Wisconsin. And serio, both states start with a W so ANYone could make that mistake.
Even Slate.
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— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) May 9, 2017
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