Twitter had plenty of advice for “newbies” thinking about joining the social media giant on the hashtag, #AdviceForPeopleJoiningTwitter.

Pay attention newbies.

Bring your own metal chair.

Twitter was built on crazies.



But true.

And no thanks.

And never send THIS guy ^ lewds.

Just trust us.


It changes you.

No Nigerian princess wants to marry you and then give you all of her riches either.

Or a tablet.

You will quickly learn the people you enjoy watching on TV or in the movies are annoying jackasses.

Golden rule.

Tough crowd.

Best advice of all.