Twitter had plenty of advice for “newbies” thinking about joining the social media giant on the hashtag, #AdviceForPeopleJoiningTwitter.
You better have thick skin here, kid. This ain't no Facebook page where your mommy likes all your food posts. #AdviceForPeopleJoiningTwitter
— G (@stevensongs) April 25, 2017
Pay attention newbies.
— Bella (@Hella_Right) April 25, 2017
Bring your own metal chair.
Not everyone on the Internet is crazy, but all the crazies are on the Internet. #AdviceForPeopleJoiningTwitter
— Amy Curtis (@VLRAmyCurtis) April 25, 2017
Twitter was built on crazies.
Everyone loves 327 tweet rants.
— Lizzy Lou Who? (@_wintergirl93) April 25, 2017
— Mo Mo (@molratty) April 25, 2017
— Josh Perry (@MrJoshPerry) April 25, 2017
And no thanks.
Make someone your bitch right off the bat to intimidate the others.#AdviceForPeopleJoiningTwitter
— Documented Musket (@Patriot_Musket) April 25, 2017
— Chuck Nellis (@ChuckNellis) April 25, 2017
If someone asks if you've seen the "my sex junk" video, say yes.
— ARoadbeerOfInfluence (@TheRoadbeer) April 25, 2017
And never send THIS guy ^ lewds.
Just trust us.
It's not for the easily offended. #AdviceForPeopleJoiningTwitter
— Killmaven (@Killmaven) April 25, 2017
— hector srsly (@Hector_Srsly) April 25, 2017
It changes you.
She's probably not a blonde, 21 year old college student
— Pope James Collins I (@allhailcollins1) April 25, 2017
No Nigerian princess wants to marry you and then give you all of her riches either.
— Dan (@Danimal941) April 25, 2017
No you didn't actually win a Samsung Galaxy. #AdviceForPeopleJoiningTwitter
— David E (@DaSkrambledEgg) April 25, 2017
Or a tablet.
Be careful who you get your political predictions from pic.twitter.com/sAFGDsXVTK
— Jay (@JayStylus) April 25, 2017
You will quickly learn the people you enjoy watching on TV or in the movies are annoying jackasses.
Retweet others as you wish to be retweeted! #AdviceForPeopleJoiningTwitter
— Elizabeth (@ElizabeththeMob) April 25, 2017
— Jeff Bower (@JeffBowerLA) April 25, 2017
Abandon Hope, All Ye Who Enter Here!#AdviceForPeopleJoiningTwitter
— (((WitCoHE))) (@E__Strobel) April 25, 2017
— H. Baudelaire (@ItalianOranges) April 25, 2017
Best advice of all.