Yesterday thousands of people from around the world gathered together to “March for Science”. At least we think they were marching for science, it’s always hard to tell with these marching types who think covering posters in glitter glue actually makes a difference.
While they were busy prancing about tying science into every other agenda item they could think of (our favorite was them pushing the notion that there are dozens and dozens of genders because SCIENCE), IowaHawk made a somewhat startling realization …
OMG u guys if all the scientists are all out busy marching WHO IS DOING THE SCIENCING
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) April 22, 2017
OMG HE’S RIGHT!
Who was doing all of the science stuff when the scientists were busy marching? We’re just lucky the oceans didn’t flood the world yesterday, sheesh.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) April 23, 2017
— J.D. (@Williams_J_D) April 23, 2017
This guy? Not entirely sure we should leave this guy in charge of anything.
Of course these are the same people who keep insisting that Bill Nye is actually a science guy.
@iowahawkblog WHOS DRIVING THE MICROSCOPE
— jimmy (@n_bristor) April 22, 2017
— November Whiskey (@Gplavallee72) April 22, 2017
@iowahawkblog No one "does"'science anymore, since it's been reduced to posting Neil de Grasse Tyson and Bill Nye memes
— Papist in NOVA (@nova_papist) April 22, 2017
— Robert Gonzales (@RobertG30137594) April 23, 2017
Dammit. Way to go, science.
— JoeyJoeJoeJrShabadoo (@SideshowJon36) April 23, 2017
— Chris Hynes (@realchrishynes) April 22, 2017
It’s ALWAYS Steve. Poor guy.
@iowahawkblog Don't worry, it's all been "settled."
— Joan Of Arc (@JoanOfArc1920) April 22, 2017
@iowahawkblog Pro tip: if your entire profession can walk off the job en masse without noticeable problems, maybe you're not that relevant
— Uncle Walter (@FigarosSlave) April 23, 2017
Awww and therein lies the harsh reality of having a march just to have a march. No one is trying to take science away, no one is trying to end it. Then again these are the same folks who took part in the Women’s March, and we’re still waiting for them to tell us exactly what they were protesting.
Democrats. *eye roll*
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) April 23, 2017