And you thought living under a cruel dictator didn’t have its benefits.

North Koreans have never looked so svelte.

Hey folks! You may be starving to death but at LEAST you aren’t fat.

Oh, and it’s not just North Korea he praised …

Sounds like you need the government to starve its people if you actually want to have a ‘handle’ on obesity.

But none of them were fat!

Pretty sure Jenny Craig hasn’t pushed that angle with weight loss; “Sure, your kids might not grow as well but at least your ass won’t be fat.”

Right Cracknell?

Indeed he did.

Whoohoo! Let’s hear it for starvation and malnourishment! Because no country starves its people like North Korea does … well, except maybe Cuba.

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