Gosh, this seems like a shocking idea don’t ya’ think? Whatever could have caused United to make this decision?


Oh United, you cheeky monkey you.

Right? After what happened does United really think their planes will be fully booked anyway? Good point.

This doesn’t exactly undo what happened to Dr. Dao …

So they won’t be removing passengers for staff anymore … unless they’re a bride and groom on their way to get married?

Granted, United is saying the couple was trying to sit in seats that weren’t theirs and an Air Marshal removed them but still …