Wait Chelsea, you mean it’s not diet and heredity that causes diabetes? It’s the WEATHER?!
GET OUTTA HERE!
Now we have ANOTHER reason to hate the snow.
Oh wait, global warming … hrm. Is that the same thing as climate change? This is so confusing.
Horrifying research shows correlation between global warming & rise in diabetes cases: https://t.co/DYp6Sru91c
— Chelsea Clinton (@ChelseaClinton) March 22, 2017
Horrifying research; one degree Celsius increase could cause a bunch of people to get diabetes.
Right.
It could … but then again climate change could ALSO cause an increase in the number of monkeys flying out of your butt.
This joke from @ChelseaClinton requires no punchline.https://t.co/ss1Uluxfnk
— Ken Webster Jr (@ProducerKen) March 22, 2017
Thank goodness because we are running out of ways to make fun of her crazy.
Just kidding.
I got high blood pressure…DAMN GLOBAL WARMING!
— TRUMPkin Tom (@TrumpkinT) March 22, 2017
RIGHT? This editor has a sore knee, freakin’ rain!
Besides correlation, sample size, variables, and other factors, @ChelseaClinton is sciencing the hell out of this. https://t.co/mtIYCtyd5P
— Huxley's Ghost™ (@AF632) March 23, 2017
Dude, it’s research and stuff. C’mon. Science?
@ChelseaClinton and a bad case of hot air. ?
— Kris Williams (@KrisWilliams) March 23, 2017
As a Clinton, Chelsea knows all about hot air.
.@ChelseaClinton The Beetus? Oh, shit! I've been burning tractor tires, too. Oh, Lawse…..
— Walter ShitGibbon (@MetricButtload) March 23, 2017
DUDE! Waaaaaay to go …
Ummm…WHUT??? @ChelseaClinton You sure it isn't the Russians? https://t.co/WXGjbqSfy4
— Tina C. (@Redhead6886) March 23, 2017
Heh.
@ChelseaClinton "could" as in let's see if diabetes scares people enough to turn into hut dwelling neanderthals.
— Professor Fate (@SpacePirate_JFT) March 22, 2017
Exactly. “It COULD” is the best way for people like Chelsea Clinton to scare others into following along, like good little sheep.
Like good little Democrats.
