Society: “Feminists have totally jumped the shark.”

Cosmo: “Hold my beer.”

So there’s this:

WHA?

Ok guys, you’ve just done something that is not always easy to do but don’t you dare enjoy that you were able to do it.

Or something.

It’s like Cosmo doesn’t want men to enjoy anything or anyone, anywhere.

Clearly THAT’S freeing and empowering or some other Cosmo nonsense when women enjoy giving men an orgasm.

Girl power and stuff.

Ooooh, so apparently if a guy enjoys it when his gal has an orgasm he’s made it all about him.

Really Cosmo?

Pffffft.

Bingo.

These days The Onion looks at Cosmo and is like, “Really?”

Ha!

It would at least come across as more sincere, yup.

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