CNN, you guys really are making this too easy.

For real?

WAIT?! A metal statue didn’t run away because it snowed?!

Get OUTTA here!

That’s amazing. Quick someone alert the media.

OMG you’re right! CNN is totally sexist! Talk about cis-jerks!


Shhhh, narrative being pushed here. No time for your silly reality.

Hey! Who do you think you are, statue-splaining?! Oppressor!

And even more amazing, they didn’t walk off because it snowed.

Ha! You sure you didn’t pull this quote directly from Don Lemon himself?

Thank goodness for Chelsea’s FIERCE Twitter account.



BRILLIANT ‘radar image’ of Stella Blizzard will absolutely crack you up, unless you’re a snowflake