CNN, you guys really are making this too easy.
— CNN (@CNN) March 14, 2017
WAIT?! A metal statue didn’t run away because it snowed?!
Get OUTTA here!
That’s amazing. Quick someone alert the media.
DID YOU JUST ASSUME THAT STATUE'S GENDER?! @CNN
— StompyMech (@Stmpy_Mch) March 14, 2017
OMG you’re right! CNN is totally sexist! Talk about cis-jerks!
— Jay Caruso (@JayCaruso) March 14, 2017
— Mujahed Kobbe (@Moj_kobe) March 14, 2017
Shhhh, narrative being pushed here. No time for your silly reality.
@CNN this is the stupidest thing I've ever seen ?
"Metal statue doesn't walk away even when it snows"
— Jack Moore (@Jack_Moore7) March 14, 2017
Hey! Who do you think you are, statue-splaining?! Oppressor!
— D.W.Robinson (@_DWRobinson) March 14, 2017
And even more amazing, they didn’t walk off because it snowed.
@CNN Why aren’t you talking about the possibility that something odd happened to this statue, something beyond our understanding?
— Cranky Gordon (@CrankyGordon) March 14, 2017
Ha! You sure you didn’t pull this quote directly from Don Lemon himself?
"Still she persisted, drawing strength and inspiration from Chelsea Clinton's twitter account." https://t.co/fgpeRcWFOw
— BT (@back_ttys) March 14, 2017
Thank goodness for Chelsea’s FIERCE Twitter account.
"Hunk of Metal Remains Immobile" https://t.co/XLzP6mRJL4
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) March 14, 2017