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CERTIFIABLE: Democrat introduces bill fining men for masturbating, you won't believe WHY

A Democrat lawmaker has introduced a bill to fine men for masturbating … welcome to 2017.

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Via The Hill:

The legislation introduced by state Rep. Jessica Farrar (D) would impose a $100 civil penalty for “masturbatory emissions” that take place outside of a woman’s vagina or a hospital. Each incident would be “considered an act against an unborn child, and failing to preserve the sanctity of life,” the bill reads.

Masturbatory emissions … gross.

Farrar seems to think that a sperm is the same thing as a baby, clearly Democrats don’t understand how babies are made.

https://twitter.com/JammieWF/status/841265361718824962

That too.

https://twitter.com/HappilyAutumn/status/841141916993540096

Hey, we don’t know anything about this bill … we just work here.

https://twitter.com/EF517_V2/status/841284960686374912

*covers eyes*

https://twitter.com/TMIWITW/status/841237638669598720

AND there’s the actual scientific comparison for this bill and GAH … let’s not go there.

We get it Democrats, you want to make this somehow less about the killing of the unborn and more about women being free to have sex or some other nonsense.

Accept it, abortion shouldn’t be used as contraception, and no amount of silly laws like this one will change that.

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