Thank goodness for REAL men.

In a time where straight, white men are truly the only ‘group’ of people that can be attacked just for being who they are, a lot of these men are fighting back by keeping their sense of humor.

For example, Women’s March (yeah, the vagina hat peeps) asked MEN how they will support their silly #DayWithoutAWoman event:

And LUCKILY a bunch of men responded … hilariously.

God love ’em.

It’s always in the eyes … ALWAYS. Or in this case his creepy half-stache.

Yikes.

WHOOOO! Yeah baby!

EL. OH. EL.

Atta boy.

Harsh.

Seems they’re not exactly paying attention to the actual consequences women may face for not showing up for work.

Feminists.

Take THAT third-wave feminism.

*Dude, don’t do that.*

Looks like a celebration.

Snarky tweets are the work of the patriarchy and should be destroyed.

Egg salad? How about a BLT with the crusts cut off?

Us too.

Heh.

Editor’s note: A woman wrote this AND said woman would be happy to make sandwiches every day of the week. You’re welcome.