The daughter of the woman who lost the election read a famous book when she was in the seventh grade. This is a story, New York Times?

Umm … ok.

Blah blah blah.

Who is this Chelsea Clinton person again?

Ha!

Dude, you know it’s serious when you start clap-tweeting.

Seems sorta desperate.

Give them enough rope …

Who knows?

Maybe the NYT is just that desperate to write about a Clinton they’ll cover any of them saying or doing anything (look out, Bill). Or maybe they’re just a bunch of fanboys/girls.

Either way, sorry NYT, Chelsea is NOT happening.


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