Currently this Harambe Gorilla shaped Hot Cheeto can be ALL yours for the low, low price of $99,999. Of course you’d have to outbid the other 119 people first but HEY, what a steal.
And ya’ know, for it being 2017 this doesn’t seem that far out … which is crazy.
There's a hot cheeto shaped like Harambe on sale on eBay for $80,000 right now because why not https://t.co/9UUt5Rptr2 pic.twitter.com/MCdRYexfbq
— Philip Lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) February 6, 2017
We actually went to eBay and found the listing so you can view it for yourself and even bid if you are so inclined.
@Phil_Lewis_ @aterkel RARE!
— Ashley Alman (@ashleyalman) February 6, 2017
Right?! Who knows HOW many Hot Cheetos are out there shaped like Harambe that haven’t been eaten by some drunk guy late at night by accident.
@ashleyalman @Phil_Lewis_ And here’s a dog trapped in a piece of wood https://t.co/LjhdCxbGLf
— Amanda Terkel (@aterkel) February 6, 2017
This is a SIGN.
Or a piece of wood.
@Phil_Lewis_ Harambe loved cheetos.
— The Mental Recession (@rustyweiss74) February 6, 2017
@Phil_Lewis_ @aterkel Why am I not smart enough to think this crap up?!
— Haute In Hart (@HauteinHart) February 6, 2017
Genius … however it sounds like the picture isn’t even actually Harambe:
@Phil_Lewis_ IT'S NOT EVEN A PICTURE OF HARAMBE https://t.co/nX2A7hMgjF
— Ariel Edwards-Levy (@aedwardslevy) February 6, 2017
Foiled again!