Currently this Harambe Gorilla shaped Hot Cheeto can be ALL yours for the low, low price of $99,999. Of course you’d have to outbid the other 119 people first but HEY, what a steal.

And ya’ know, for it being 2017 this doesn’t seem that far out … which is crazy.

We actually went to eBay and found the listing so you can view it for yourself and even bid if you are so inclined.

Right?! Who knows HOW many Hot Cheetos are out there shaped like Harambe that haven’t been eaten by some drunk guy late at night by accident.

This is a SIGN.

Or a piece of wood.

Genius … however it sounds like the picture isn’t even actually Harambe:

Foiled again!