Wow y’all, Andrew Cuomo is TOTES in touch with New York and THE PEOPLE.
As a New Yorker, I am a Muslim. I am a Jew. I am Black. I am gay. I am a woman seeking to control her body. We are one New York. pic.twitter.com/peOL9x2ltl
— Andrew Cuomo (@NYGovCuomo) January 29, 2017
Huh. If only someone could come up with a headline to match this moving hogwash, right? Hard to describe in one sentence, the level of drama queen that Cuomo has invoked here.
Noted Gay Black Muslim Jew Woman Speaks. pic.twitter.com/LXxj8657AY
— Dave Rubin (@RubinReport) January 30, 2017
Awww, thanks Dave.
Dave wins the internet folks, the rest of you can go home now.
Sadly someone, somewhere probably doesn’t think this is a joke and is applauding his use of diversity … because people are stupid.
@RubinReport oh sweet Jesus they're unravelling.
— Rita Panahi (@RitaPanahi) January 30, 2017
They are indeed and at this point it’s best to laugh at them. Of course this isn’t the first time Cuomo has played dramatic to make a lame point … like this bit.
As I’ve said before, I say again today, if there is a move to deport immigrants, I say then start with me. pic.twitter.com/elejUuKS9J
— Andrew Cuomo (@NYGovCuomo) January 25, 2017
Dude, you’re not an illegal immigrant so this is stupid. But you knew that.
— Justin (@MCCountChill) January 30, 2017
Yeah, Cuomo makes an ugly chick.
Except if you're a conservative, then you can get the heck out. @RubinReport
— Suzy (@scout_nj) January 30, 2017
Awww yes, Cuomo was more than happy to talk trash at conservatives and make them feel unwelcome in New York. Maybe we should see about deporting him …
@RubinReport he left out Pagan Jedi Warlock
— Helgi Gunnlaugsson (@helgistones) January 30, 2017
@RubinReport Phew, and here I thought he was a cis white male. Very glad he's not one of those nazis.
— ? and ? (@thachampagne) January 30, 2017
@RubinReport Dude's a fucking shape-shifter.
— Infinite Ennui (@wheresmikehunt) January 30, 2017
Editor’s note: We write about a lot of funny stuff at Twitchy, but this may be one of the funniest threads we’ve seen in a long while on Twitter. Cuomo the shapeshifter … lol.
@RubinReport Wait… Are you a Muslim or a woman seeking to control her body?
— mattreagan (@mattreagan) January 30, 2017
Because he can’t be both.