His name is Stephanie … or would it be her name?

Seriously, OMG.

The perfect cover, leave it to Steven Crowder.

He (she) was really trying to figure out what the protest was about … some said it was about rejecting white supremacy, but most blamed Donald Trump and their fear that he would somehow take away women’s rights. And of course about the objectification of their lady parts, as they wore pretty vaginas on their heads.

Oh, and slamming the patriarchy by showing their boobs.

Look, it’s Wendy Davis in a pink vagina hat!

Crowder (Stephanie) was even able to get up close and personal with Wendy Davis and ask her about which rights women don’t have.

Of course he still didn’t get an answer but at least he was able to ask.

They don’t represent a lot of us.

As you watch this last video where Stephanie flat out asks them to name the rights they’re afraid to lose, it’s painful because they really don’t know which rights they’re marching to protect. Lots of umms, hrmmms and word salad.

Honestly, we don’t know how Crowder kept a straight face, but huzzah to him. This is brilliant!


Related: HA! Here are some of the best, aka RIDICULOUS, signs captured at the Women’s March