It’s truly the nobody of nobodies on the cover of Variety’s special inauguration issue … and don’t let the flag touch the floor!

These people.

They never learn do they? Trump just smiles down from his tower doing nothing as these idjits hand him the election in 2020.

Luckily Michelle Malkin saw the humor in this cover and proposed a caption contest. What followed was clever, sorta mean and pretty damn funny:


In more ways than one.


OMG, lol. Come to think of it, he does look a little bit like Janet. That’s just weird.


Not too many unfortunately.

Which one?

*snicker snicker*

Ok, full stop.