Ok Twitter, you can shut down now, this tweet wins. Seriously. Drive safely, buh-bye.
If only Mattis actually HAD shown up in this outfit:
— Duffel Blog (@DuffelBlog) January 12, 2017
THIS … IS … MATTIS! OORAH!
— Miranda Mitchell (@Mashugana_Kat) January 12, 2017
Pretty sure their heads exploded even without the boxers but fair point.
— chris (@fntrader) January 12, 2017
Yeah, somehow we can’t picture the general in footie jammies drinking hot cocoa. Unless of course there were daggers in the feet of his footie pajamas and the cocoa was actually ACID.