Ok Twitter, you can shut down now, this tweet wins. Seriously. Drive safely, buh-bye.

If only Mattis actually HAD shown up in this outfit:

THIS … IS … MATTIS! OORAH!

Pretty sure their heads exploded even without the boxers but fair point.

Yeah, somehow we can’t picture the general in footie jammies drinking hot cocoa. Unless of course there were daggers in the feet of his footie pajamas and the cocoa was actually ACID.


Related:

OORAH! Senator Gillibrand tries desperately to make Mattis look sexist, chokes on her own agenda