Shhh … nobody tell them.

Oh Slate. Silly, silly Slate.

Hey, at least they got the sex right.

Ben Carson may not understand what housing policy is, but he sure as Hell knows he’s not Mattis.

Everything is racist!

Well now you gave it away!

Then again, hopefully those six readers will finally figure out who Ben Carson is.

The nerve!

Talk about White Privilege.

We can’t even either, but it’s hilarious.

Clearly. LOL.

The likeness is absolutely uncanny.

Side note: Slate tried to save face instead of admitting they screwed up with their photo by posting this:

All we can do is shake our heads … oh, and laugh, a lot.


OORAH! Senator Gillibrand tries desperately to make Mattis look sexist, chokes on her own agenda

Huh? LGBT Caucus demands Senate reject Ben Carson because some homeless people are gay