Because what book do most people buy when they’ve melted down spectacularly on Twitter? Oh yeah, something by Kathy Griffin.

Umm … sounds legit.

And besides, wasn’t Eichenwald taking some sort of break from Twitter to meet with his mean ol’ lawyers so he could sue someone for sending him an animated gif?

Maybe he needed something to read during his break?

Heh.

#FakeNews

Except he will tweet out insults at Trump supporters and advertise Kathy Griffin’s book … otherwise HE WON’T BE SEEING YOUR COMMENTS. Mark his words!

D’oh!

Eichenwald is truly the Twitchy gift that just keeps on giving and giving.