It took a long time, but it seems the world has FINALLY come up with a “conspiracy theory” that Alex Jones will not get behind. Sure, he was hip to the gay frog thing and he’s certain Sandy Hook was staged but this … oh no, this conspiracy theory he simply will NOT support.

Amazing. Someone write this down … oh wait.

The man believes water is turning frogs gay but cannot believe Russia would interfere with our election.

Alrighty then.

Whoa, slow down indeed. Russia? Crazy talk.

Right?!

Well, that would be a conspiracy about a conspiracy wouldn’t it? Gosh, this has gotten confusing.

Well of course. It’s a super duper conspiracy theory.

*eye roll*

Nope, Bolton already implied that earlier.

But don’t give him any ideas.