It took a long time, but it seems the world has FINALLY come up with a “conspiracy theory” that Alex Jones will not get behind. Sure, he was hip to the gay frog thing and he’s certain Sandy Hook was staged but this … oh no, this conspiracy theory he simply will NOT support.

Amazing. Someone write this down … oh wait.

The man believes water is turning frogs gay but cannot believe Russia would interfere with our election.

Alrighty then.

Whoa, slow down indeed. Russia? Crazy talk.


Well, that would be a conspiracy about a conspiracy wouldn’t it? Gosh, this has gotten confusing.

Well of course. It’s a super duper conspiracy theory.

*eye roll*

Nope, Bolton already implied that earlier.

But don’t give him any ideas.

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