Silly Debra Messing.

Would one of you ‘helpy helpertons’ remind Debra that these days you can’t put the word “white” in front of anything without being accused of racism? It may actually have been an executive order from Obama even, we’ll have to check.

So does she mean a white turkey or a white day? Or does she mean white weather?

Gobble gobble.

OMG SNOW IS RACIST! We knew it!

Oh wait, it’s not? It’s hard to tell considering these Hollywood types work overtime to make everything about race. Turnabout is fair play, yes?

Right? #BrownTurkeysMatter (we had to look up the plural of turkey, see transparency!)

Wait, THAT’S what she meant. A white THANKSGIVING.

Our bad.

Heh.