Not those types of devices … weirdos.
— The Onion (@TheOnion) November 1, 2016
An EMP (electromagnetic pulse) launch to disable all devices in the country so Americans aren’t able to read any more emails about her evil doings. You’d think this was straight out of a Batman comic except he has better costumes and is typically the good guy.
Clearly Hillary is the more the super-villain type.
According to The Onion, Hillary said, “If there are additional leaks, I’m going to need you to head directly to the command center in the basement of our headquarters, input your security authorization, and turn the EMP launch key.”
Not all that unbelievable, no?
@TheOnion It's hard to make a headline unbelievable these days eh?
— Gary Le Gear (@GaryLeGear) November 1, 2016
Someone, somewhere will indeed think this is true. And honestly, with what we’ve seen so far in this election is this that far fetched?
@TheOnion Bite your tongue!!!
— Irene Greco (@irgrannyg) November 1, 2016