RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIIIIIVES!

Oh wait, it’s just Hillary. Psh, our bad.

Yes, Hillary came out of hiding today … only took her four days. That must be some serious case of allergies, or the flu, or pneumonia or whatever it is they’re saying she has now.

Funny that you mention that, we insinuated Tim Kaine looked like Tinky Winky earlier today.

Our guess is her campaign caught whatever it is she has; it is definitely as sick as if not sicker than she is.

And it took four whole days to charge it.

That’s some battery.