Something fell outta Hillary?
Eeeewwwwww … maybe we don’t wanna know.
Any ideas what dropped out of Hillary Clinton's pant leg right before the collapse yesterday?
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) September 12, 2016
Hrm. Not entirely sure, it could be a wide array of things since she left her shoe at the scene.
Luckily Twitter had a BUNCH of ideas of what it might have been.
@benshapiro I believe that was a piston rocketing through her engine block.
— Mathieu (@TheAmazingBriz) September 12, 2016
The engine finally gave out.
@benshapiro the ghost of Mao.
— Shawn W. (@_s75w) September 12, 2016
And why not, she dresses like him.
@benshapiro Hmm. She's had a lot of carbon scoring from all the galactic battles she's faced. Hard to tell!
— Mike (@mike4libertyCA) September 12, 2016
@benshapiro The DNC radio remote receiver that controls her like an RC mini race car. Once that broke off the entire Hillary unit failed
— Ramani (@Ramani33_) September 12, 2016
They had to take the failed Hillary unit back to Chelsea’s apartment and replace her with a new Hillary unit. Yeah, that’s it.
— Conner Culhane (@conner_culhane) September 12, 2016
So THAT’S where it went.
@benshapiro It was the shiv she carries in case she goes to prison.
— totenhenchen (@czed75) September 12, 2016
There is likely more truth to this than we want to admit.
@benshapiro definitely a horcrux
— John Ross Garza (@The_John_Garza) September 12, 2016
She who shall not be named. Heh.
@benshapiro her motherboard
— Chris Harder (@chrishardergolf) September 12, 2016
The robot went kaput.
@benshapiro jar of hot sauce
— DaveE (@daveearm) September 12, 2016
This is possible because remember, she said she always carries some with her.
@benshapiro Her soul?
— Laura Rosen Cohen (@LauraRosenCohen) September 12, 2016
@benshapiro Silverware from the White House?
— Big B (@blaubaugh) September 12, 2016
Only if a matching place setting fell out too.
@benshapiro Maybe she really is a robot!
— Prepper Frog (@TueborFrog) September 12, 2016
— Anna White (@annaeleanor) September 12, 2016
Oh YEAH, glasses. Sure.