C is for cookie, that’s good enough for us … wait, we don’t want to give Hillary any more ideas of what ‘C’ could stand for. Our bad.
It turns out Hillary has been taking small children to R-rated films for years because she thought R stood for refreshing.
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) September 5, 2016
And somehow the media would find a way to spin this to her advantage, you know they would. Can see the headlines now, “Hillary takes disadvantaged children to R-rated films as a reminder of the challenges they face if Trump wins the election.” Maybe?
Wrong. R clearly means "safe for ragamuffins" @benshapiro
— jay jones (@thegingerblues) September 5, 2016
So many possibilities.
@benshapiro "Reading, 'riting & 'rithmetic"…
— Colonel Assault Mom (@laurakfillault) September 5, 2016
There ya’ go. See, educational and stuff – that’s what Hillary is all about.
@benshapiro You think Hillary would go to a movie theater that had general public and not ask for a private screening? Silly Ben.
— Timothy Imholt (@TimothyImholt) September 5, 2016
And there would be ROPE all around the movie theater warding off the evil journalists.
Yeah, that’s it.
— Tailgunner Rich (@wizguy123) September 5, 2016
Don’t even wanna THINK about that. No no no.
@benshapiro That's just silly. Everybody knows the rating system goes Good, Pretty Good, Really Good, and Extraordinary!
— microcaptrader (@microcaptrader1) September 5, 2016
Pretty sure that’s actually what the movie ratings board people use when they rate movies, sure.
@benshapiro the ones that survived her oven!
— Anthony Reilly (@areilly9786) September 5, 2016
But not before they ate part of her gingerbread house, daggum kids!