C is for cookie, that’s good enough for us … wait, we don’t want to give Hillary any more ideas of what ‘C’ could stand for. Our bad.

And somehow the media would find a way to spin this to her advantage, you know they would. Can see the headlines now, “Hillary takes disadvantaged children to R-rated films as a reminder of the challenges they face if Trump wins the election.” Maybe?

So many possibilities.

There ya’ go. See, educational and stuff – that’s what Hillary is all about.

And there would be ROPE all around the movie theater warding off the evil journalists.

Yeah, that’s it.

Don’t even wanna THINK about that. No no no.

Pretty sure that’s actually what the movie ratings board people use when they rate movies, sure.

But not before they ate part of her gingerbread house, daggum kids!