Why are we reminded of the time Hillary said she “ain’t in no ways tiaaared,” and mentioned carrying hot sauce around in her purse? Hrm. It’s right on the tip of our tongue … oh yeah, because she never stops pandering.

There’s an old American proverb that says, “Never trust puffy women in pantsuits.”

Whoopsie.

Yikes. Never heard of that one before but it seems appropriate (but not) for this particular speech.

Oh man, not a good visual.

Not. At. All.

Even the Democrats didn’t buy it, Hillary.

Yes, she does know who Trump is. Look at that smile, Hillary.

And curtain.