Someone needs to take Weiner’s phone from him. Like YESTERDAY.
Pervy McPervface caught again: https://t.co/3yb5GGm4wD
— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) August 13, 2016
Move over Carlos Danger, make way for Randy Mongoose … you can’t make this stuff up.
Carlos calls himself a "mongoose". Isn't a mongoose also a type of weasel? https://t.co/FC0cpnjcGv
— Lizzy Lou Who (@_wintergirl93) August 13, 2016
A weasel suits him.
Apparently Weiner was ‘catfished’ by a former Republican who called herself “Nikki”; she texted with him about strappy black heels and porn scenes.
Dude even made jokes about his staff.
*wink wink nudge nudge*
Sext fiend Anthony Weiner strikes again https://t.co/LWqf2WDv93
— New York Post (@nypost) August 13, 2016
That picture, he actually does look a little bit like a mongoose.
Bill Clinton should have a talk about monogamy with Anthony Weiner.
Maybe he already has and that's the problem. https://t.co/d0Wzbo7khb
— Ecklebob Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) August 13, 2016
Consensus is that maybe Weiner, who has a history of sext issues, is just not all that great at flirting.
Or he’s just a giant dirtbag.
@anthonyweiner Hey remember when you weren't a classless P O S ? Yeah, me neither.
— Mario J. Fratto (@MarioFratto) August 13, 2016
Stop it, Anthony. Just stop. https://t.co/QbOcRpwWpg
— Justin Rohrlich (@JustinRohrlich) August 13, 2016
Yes, stop it, Carlos. Or should we call you Mongoose?
I can't even pretend to understand Anthony Weiner. Surely he comes from some other species.
— (((Terry Teachout))) (@terryteachout) August 13, 2016
Umm duh, dude is a mongoose.
How the hell is #MongooseVersusRupert'sCatfish not trending?
— (((Anthony Weiner))) (@anthonyweiner) August 13, 2016
Because Mr. Weiner, while this is amusing and sorta pathetic, people just don’t care all that much.