It would appear Vox editor, Zack Beauchamp isn’t familiar with complicated things … like pallets.
Vox's @zackbeauchamp doesn't know what a pallet is. You strap things to them. You can't stuff them. pic.twitter.com/9npAFfhJU4
— Noah Pollak (@NoahPollak) August 5, 2016
Pallets apparently can be unassuming AND stuffed, who knew?
Let the mocking begin …
.@NoahPollak How many Voxers can you stuff into a pallet? I NEED SOME INFOGRAPHICS DAMMIT pic.twitter.com/DftFUpytDl
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) August 5, 2016
The men all seem to wear skinny jeans so there’s room for at least a few extras.
@iowahawkblog @NoahPollak Pallets used by hardworking Americans producing useful goods, not surprised Voxers don't know what one looks like
— Angus T. Kirk (@angusparvo) August 5, 2016
How dare you?! They work very hard, it takes a lot of energy to be that smug and condescending.
LOL where do you stuff things in this? https://t.co/zffeIgwrF0 pic.twitter.com/evB9fwgdT8
— Ashe Schow (@AsheSchow) August 5, 2016
There’s this magical unicorn pocket on the bottom? No? We got nothin’.
@NoahPollak @zackbeauchamp Someone didn't work an undesirable job to help pay college bills.
— SheriffCalvin (@MWBRI) August 5, 2016
^^^ That.
@NoahPollak @ScottInSC The list of things @zackbeauchamp does understand could fit on the head of a pin. Or inside a pinhead.
— GluedThumbs, OBE (@GluedThumbs) August 5, 2016
Ahem, STUFFED into the head of a pin, thanks.
@NoahPollak @zackbeauchamp That's not his fault, there's no pallet emoji yet on MacBook Air/iPhone.
— Ron M. (@Jewtastic) August 5, 2016
Heh.
As a former dock worker, allow me to show him. @NoahPollak @zackbeauchamp @DLoesch pic.twitter.com/tMbjT9EP6v
— Lazer ن Wølf (@Lazerwolf909) August 5, 2016
Awww, thank you, Helpie McHelper.
@NoahPollak @zackbeauchamp Kind of surprising he never saw a pic of one in some story about artfully repurposing them for use in a loft.
— Todd Lowman (@tclowman) August 5, 2016
Pallets could be trendy and hip, good point. But unless Starbucks starts using them as tables doubtful Zack will ever really know what one is.
@NoahPollak @zackbeauchamp Snickering wildly at this. Also presumptuous to assume pallets were "unassuming." They may have assumptions.
— donna jenkins (@lifewithoutPB) August 5, 2016
Pallets can be snotty things, this is true.
@NoahPollak @seanmdav he meant pallét… you wouldn't know about palléts, they're European. Very sophisticated. He'll Voxplain one day.
— Jason Hart (@jasonahart) August 5, 2016
Oui. Very French and very sophisticated.
@NoahPollak @zackbeauchamp At least they weren't pretentious pallets.
— (((RobertT))) (@gloomycon) August 5, 2016
We don’t know that, they could have been extremely pretentious.