For being a supposed historic speech, Hillary Clinton left the majority of Americans feeling a bit … underwhelmed. She came off as robotic, practiced and insincere – that and the possibility the lifeblood of 34 virgins sustains her:

Yes, reading Ben’s timeline was much more entertaining than actually listening to Hillary speak.

Does that mean Hillary will have to start playing the robot card? Asking for a friend.

Mwahahahahahaha.

Yuck. And sadly, true.

That’s the consensus.

But at this point, what difference does it make?