Oh yeah, we can smell what the Rock is cookin’, and so can other Americans apparently …

President Rock? Actually we would call him President Johnson but can you imagine negotiations with the bad guys? Candy ass any one?


The Rock … err… Dwayne isn’t saying no.

*dreamy sigh*

Epic. Austin 3:16 just said our VP kicked your …

We’d pay money to watch a President Johnson call Putin a jabroni.