Wow, the opening night at the #DNCInPHL was totes memorable, speeches about diversity, free stuff and bathrooms were plentiful but one TEENSY TINY issue was missing from their agenda:

61 speeches given and air conditioners not mentioned once! You tell ’em, GOP!

Oh wait, ISIS.

They’re waiting to blame a gun.

C’mon, they were busy talking about diversity and stuff.

Don’t worry, they’ll start some helpful hashtag here soon instead.

Word.

Democrats think they’re smarter than the American people, so they’ll just tell the 86% who are worried to not worry.

C’mon man, they’re just the JV team. Prime time? Psh.