With the approaching weekend festivities, the Liberal media is already busy shaming people who want to actually enjoy their holiday.

*eye roll*

Because celebrating America’s birthday is so stupid. And fireworks are totes dangerous – no fun for you!

Also known as “nags”. Fun is dangerous!

Unfortunately they can, and likely are. No fun at all.

Snot-nosed children who think they know what’s best for everyone. Yup.

Preach!

That life stuff is scary.