The FBI has found zero evidence? You don’t say.

But the FBI has been so successful while investigating the Mateen case so far … oh wait.

Totes fair. Surely no one is surprised the FBI can’t find evidence about Mateen being gay when they can’t even find his wife.

Yup, that’s also fair.

Undisclosed is FBI speak for “we don’t know.”

Oh yeah, that’s it.