And here we go …

Forget Omar Mateen called everyone and anyone who would listen and swore allegiance to the Islamic State. Who reported this, Rosie?

Omar swore allegiance to guns and homophobia? We must’a missed that.

Yes, ISIS hates all Americans including gay ones, but we digress.

Even though that’s not what he said, but never fear, Lefty Twitter knows best!

Poor confused Mateen – clearly he only swore allegiance to the Islamic State to distract from his homosexuality.

We can’t make this stuff up.

Luckily not everyone thinks they know better than Mateen himself as to why he did it and placed the blame on the real culprit.

Word.

Oh oh, we know! His name rhymes with slow llama …